How to Qualify for the World Cup

1. Have lots of money
2. Go to the throne of Czar Blatter at FIFA headquarters
3. Dump the money on his desk
4. Host the tournament, too, even when you don't have the stadiums, square mileage or the talent

I have complete confidence in Qatar'$ ability to ho$t the World Cup in 2022.

The 91st Minute would al$o like to congratulate Qatar on becoming the $malle$t nation in the world to ho$t the World Cup a$ they will welcome the world'$ be$t footballing nation$ in 2022. There is $ome controver$y $urrounding the eligiblity and playing ability of Qatar'$ national team, but Czar Blatter a$$ure$ Qatar will do very well ho$ting, playing, and otherwi$e. $ize doe$ not matter, the FIFA pre$ident $aid behind hi$ de$k loaded with $pecial paperweight$ $tamped with the new FIFA logo, which i$ $aid to be "a funny looking S".

In Russia, soccer votes for you!

The 91st Minute wishes to congratulate the country of Russia for being chosen to host the 2018 FIFA World Cup. Russia will uphold the noble and honourable traditions of this great tournament as is the wish of their most gracious and upstanding state government (Agents in room. Have not seen family for thirty days. Send $50 to...)